long day fighting bruise & muscle rub

$10.00

whether you’re fighting to win a tournament versus armed opponents • or fighting to get your best friend’s couch into their third-floor walkup • at the end of the day you’re gonna want a bottle of this

there’s a whole pile of make-muscles-happy ingredients • rosemary, clove, & black pepper essential oils among others • plus arnica of course • & it’s been tested by approximately every fighter in the kingdom of the outlands

rub it right on in • you’ll feel better

not to be used internally • or in the bath • just don’t

(if you’re after more than this • the bigger one’s over here)

handmade • natural • crap free • guaranteed

• grapeseed oil • marjoram, ginger, clove, fennel seed, rosemary, & black pepper essential oils • arnica oil • vitamin e oil

there's this much:

• 2 oz • 59 mL

warnings & disclaimers:

if you want to find out if anything in this interacts with your meds • webmd.com has a good drug interaction lookup thing • please use it! • also, google is your friend!

allergic reactions to my stuff are rare • but it’s your job to remember your allergies & sensitivities • the information presented on this website is not meant to diagnose or treat any medical condition • nor to replace the advice or care of a qualified health professional

testimonials:

Works amazingly well! I have fibromyalgia which is partially triggered by stress as well as working. I moved a bunch of furniture around the house and then found out my parents house was on fire (second house fire for them)… All in all, the most stressful situation I could ever think of. My back was so tense last night, I could barely keep back tears. Used some of this oil and BAM good as new! I will definitely be a returning customer.

— Kelcie

Ma Cobb’s Joint Liniment & Long Day Fighting Bruise & Muscle Rub are real-world miracles. If she sold this 600 years ago, she would have been run out of town as a witch! I’d never shop anywhere else.

— Lord Michael M’Quilline

Also I ran my first half marathon last weekend and had Brandon cover me in bruise and muscle rub afterward and felt amazing the next day as a result so THANK YOU

— Dani

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